Sunday, December 31, 2006

But mummy I wanted a pony...

Ahhhhhhhh Christmas. Nothing quite like the heady mix of indigestible quantities of meat, heart-attack portions of sugar and salt and booze coupled with a palpable family tension to create the perfect relaxing christmas....
Best present this year: some cherry scented shoeliners (to make your trainers smell nice)
Worst present: A rabbit fur stole (hideous)
Most disappointing moment: Flight to France being cancelled (grounding me in a very foggy Egham...motherfoggers)
Still, what other time of year can you eat half your own bodyweight in cheese for free?
A word of warning: While trying to recreate a Dickensian christmas, I went ice skating outside. Amazing fun if you enjoy shuffling round a 50 metre circuit for an hour listening to pan - piped Cliff Richard, only to discover that you have ravaged shins from the ill fitting boots and spend the rest of the festive season with frozen peas attached to your swollen ankle.....

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